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21 British Cultural Taboos: What Counts as Showing Off in the UK

21 British Cultural Taboos: What Counts as Showing Off in the UK

British modesty and the art of underplaying achievements are time-honoured traditions. Yet, there are those moments and things that Brits consider as flagrant displays of flamboyance or “showing off.” Here’s a look at some of them:

1. Getting More Than 6 Hours of Sunshine

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In Britain, the sun is as rare as a quiet American tourist. So, if you’ve seen more than 6 hours of sunshine, you’re basically living in the Bahamas, and that’s just showing off.

2. Having a Barbecue in February

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Deciding to have a barbecue anytime before June is seen as wildly optimistic and a bit of a show-off move. It’s Britain; you’re more likely to be grilling under an umbrella.

3. Getting a Haircut

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Post-haircut, walking around as though you’ve just had a personal makeover by a celebrity stylist is peak British flaunting. “Yes, I did indeed pay for someone to trim my split ends, thank you for noticing.”

4. Doing Well at Something

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In a country where “mustn’t grumble” is a national motto, doing well and talking about it is akin to screaming “look at me!” in a library. Best keep that Nobel Prize under wraps.

5. Owning a Big Dog in a City

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Having a dog larger than a British flat in the city is a clear sign you’re living life more lavishly than the queen.

6. Drinking Tea From Anything Other Than a Mug

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A teacup with a saucer? What are we, attending the Queen’s garden party? Keep it humble with a chipped Sports Direct mug.

7. Using Words Longer Than 10 Letters

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Why use “antidisestablishmentarianism” when “long” does the trick? Don’t get fancy.

8. Having a Second Home in the Cotswolds

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Nothing screams “I’ve made it” like owning a quaint cottage for weekend escapes while others queue for the National Express.

9. Making Eye Contact on the Tube

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The unwritten rule of public transport: keep your eyes to yourself. Anything more is social exhibitionism.

10. Wearing Sunglasses Anywhere, Ever

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Britain is not known for its dazzling sunlight. Wearing sunglasses is a clear indicator you’re living in a different climate zone, or just trying too hard.

11. Owning an Umbrella That Works

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A sturdy, functioning umbrella is a luxury item. If it doesn’t invert in the wind, you’re practically royalty.

12. Asking for a “Flat White” in a Cafe

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Fancy coffee orders are the equivalent of a peacock’s display. Stick to tea or instant coffee to avoid the stares.

13. Eating Lunch Anywhere Other Than Your Desk

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Taking an actual lunch break? What’s next, a siesta? Clearly, you’re not as busy as the rest of us.

14. Having a Garden Larger Than a Postage Stamp

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A sprawling garden? In Britain? That’s just showing off your gardening prowess and square footage in a country where a patch of grass is a luxury.

15. Talking About Your Holiday to Anywhere Warmer Than Spain

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Mentioning your exotic travels is a surefire way to alienate yourself from everyone who considers a trip to Blackpool the height of summer luxury.

16. Owning a Car That Starts on the First Try

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A reliable car is like a mythical creature; we’ve heard of them but never seen one. If yours starts without a fuss, you’re living in the lap of luxury.

17. Wearing Shorts in April

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Daring to bare your legs before May is tantamount to declaring an early summer and jinxing the weather for everyone else.

18. Having a Full English Breakfast on a Weekday

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Enjoying the pinnacle of British cuisine on a day other than Sunday? Clearly, someone’s living their best life.

19. Speaking a Second Language Fluently

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Being bilingual in Britain is like being a unicorn. Impressive, but also, are you trying to make the rest of us look bad?

20. Reciting Poetry From Memory

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Knowing your Keats from your Yeats and being able to prove it is a level of show-off many can only dream of achieving.

21. Queueing Correctly

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Mastering the art of queuing is one thing, but doing so without tutting or passive-aggressively checking your watch? Show-off alert.

In Britain, standing out can be as simple as having a functional umbrella or as grand as owning a second home

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